Zombi THCa Flower - 1g (Descriptions Down Below)
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Product Info
🧟Zombi THCa Flower – 1g
THCa: 29.78% THC: 0.3%
Note: Must be heated to activate psychoactive effects. All gas, no gravity.
Brace for impact — Zombi Flower isn’t for Earthlings with weak auras. Grown in the shadows of the moon and packed with an interstellar 29% THCa, this flower is an elite-grade, mind-melting force of nature. When properly activated with heat, its effects transcend dimensions, launching users into euphoric orbit while melting terrestrial tension with ease. Whether you're navigating black holes of stress or just need to silence the static in your human brain, Zombi delivers a high so potent, it feels like being abducted by bliss. Each strain is farm-bred for full-throttle potency — only the bold survive this trip
🍓 Strawberry Cough (Sativa)
Flavor Profile: Sweet strawberry inhale with a light earthy exhale
Cosmic Effects:-
🚀 Blasts you into a heady, energizing high
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🗣️ Encourages clear communication and confidence
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🎯 Sharpens focus while keeping spirits sky-high
Alien Use Case: A stellar choice for creative missions, social recon, or mood elevation when the Earth feels too heavy. Expect euphoric bursts and gentle motivation—ideal for daytime exploration.
🍊 Orange Slushie (Sativa)
Flavor Profile: Zesty orange, creamy citrus, icy finish
Cosmic Effects:-
⚡ Sparks your engines with a vibrant, juicy lift
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😄 Enhances mood and fuels spontaneous adventures
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🧠 Keeps your mind alert without overwhelming stimulation
Alien Use Case: Wake & bake on Mars? This strain fuels interplanetary errands, dance sessions, or that creative buzz you need before launching into a project.
🍏 Apple Mints (Hybrid)
Flavor Profile: Tart green apple with cooling mint undertones
Cosmic Effects:-
🎭 Perfectly balanced—providing both cerebral and body elevation
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🌿 Light stress relief without heavy sedation
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🤖 Keeps the body relaxed while the mind remains productive
Alien Use Case: Ideal for handling earthly responsibilities while staying cosmic. A great pick for mellow afternoons, art time, or just vibing through the galaxy.
🍒 Black Cherry Gelato (Hybrid)
Flavor Profile: Sweet cherry, creamy undertones, subtle earthiness
Cosmic Effects:-
🧠 Smooth head high with dreamy mental float
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🌌 Induces soft body relaxation
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😌 Gently eases tension and restlessness
Alien Use Case: The sweet spot between day and night. Ideal for decompressing after space travel, introspective journeys, or kicking back with celestial tunes.
🧪 El Jefe OG (Indica)
Flavor Profile: Peppery citrus, kushy pine, earthy musk
Cosmic Effects:-
💤 Deep body sedation that grounds even the most anxious minds
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🧲 Heavy couch-lock for true planetary stillness
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🛡️ Ideal for pain management and deep decompression
Alien Use Case: For seasoned travelers only. Use at the end of your orbit when your energy needs to dock. A master relaxant—best saved for your lunar landing routine.
🥧 Jealousy Pie (Indica)
Flavor Profile: Berry pastry sweetness with herbal undertones
Cosmic Effects:-
🍃 Euphoric mood melting into heavy calm
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🌙 Settles the body and quiets the mind
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🛸 Great for shutting down overactive systems
Alien Use Case: Like eating dessert in a zero-gravity hammock. Best for quiet evenings, anxiety relief, or preparing for astral projection (aka deep, restorative sleep).
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Product Type:
Flowers
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Chi'Tiva Lounge
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