Product Info

🚀 Dubai Bites – Intergalactic Edition

50mg (25mg Delta-9 THC & 25mg CBD)
🛸 "The Taste of the Cosmos in Every Crunch!"

Strap in, space traveler—Dubai Bites are no ordinary earth snack. These galactic-grade edibles combine 25mg of Delta-9 THC and 25mg of CBD to transport your body and mind into orbit. Crafted with artisan ingredients from this world (and maybe a few from Zeta Reticuli), these bites deliver euphoric lift-off, lunar-level relaxation, and a black-hole-deep body melt.

🌌 Alien-Level Effects & Benefits

Once ingested, these bites beam up your senses with a dual cannabinoid matrix, calibrated for maximum terrestrial chill and nebula-worthy bliss:

• 👽 Alien Relaxation: Feel your worries dissolve like stardust in space

• 💤 Comet Sleep: Drift gently into the void with better rest and vivid cosmic dreams

• 🛸 Euphoric Uplift: Expect elevated mood, odd giggles, and planetary peace

• 🔭 Pain Annihilation: Great for zapping aches after long earth days

• 🌠 Appetite Boost: Craving some moon cheese or Milky Ways? You're covered

🧬 "One bite and I felt like I was floating in a zero-gravity chocolate chamber!" – Interstellar Snack Ambassador

⚠️ Galactic Warning: Possible Side Effects

Too much alien energy can overload your human circuits:

• 🚫 Dry mouth like a Martian desert

• 🌀 Dizziness or vertigo from spinning in space

• 🔺 Anxiety if you dose too high on your first mission

• 💤 Sleepy landings may occur—don’t pilot heavy machinery!

🛸 Start small: Even aliens nibble before they chomp. 50mg is cosmic—try ¼ of a bite first and orbit there for a bit.

⏱️ Lift-Off Timing & Duration

• Ignition (Onset): 30–120 Earth minutes (depending on your Earthling metabolism)

• Mission Duration: 6–12 hours of weightless effects and chill planetary drift

🍫 Flavor Profiles from Across the Galaxy

Each Dubai Bite is handcrafted with extraterrestrial elegance, wrapped in interstellar chocolate, and powered by a crispy core of golden kataifi pastry.

🪐 Hazelnut Chocolate Cream & Crispy

Classic space-station comfort: hazelnut fuel + cocoa booster
Ingredients: Milk chocolate, hazelnut paste, sugar, milk solids, kataifi pastry, emulsifiers, cannabinoids

🌌 Strawberry Cream & Crispy

Pink planet sweetness with a crackle of asteroid crunch
Ingredients: Strawberry cream, white chocolate, milk powder, kataifi, sugar, emulsifiers, cannabinoids

🌒 Cookies & Cream

A meteor shower of cocoa and cosmic cream
Ingredients: White chocolate, cookie crumbs, cream, sugar, kataifi, lecithin, cannabinoids

🧁 Strawberry Cheesecake Cream & Crispy

Galaxy-famous dessert fusion—like cheesecake on Mars
Ingredients: Cream cheese, strawberry extract, graham crunch, white chocolate, kataifi, emulsifiers

☁️ Vanilla Cream & Crispy

Cloud-soft vanilla vibes with a supernova crisp
Ingredients: Vanilla extract, white chocolate, cream, kataifi, sugar, cannabinoids

🌰 Pistachio Cream & Crispy

From the Nebula Nut Fields—nutty, rich, creamy
Ingredients: Pistachio butter, sugar, milk chocolate, kataifi pastry, milk solids, emulsifiers, cannabinoids

🪐 Hazelnut Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream & Crispy

Planetary peanut perfection wrapped in hazelnut force field
Ingredients: Hazelnut paste, peanut butter, chocolate, kataifi, sugar, milk powder, emulsifiers, cannabinoids

☕ Mocha Cream & Crispy

Caffeinated fuel from Jupiter’s espresso moons
Ingredients: Coffee extract, cocoa butter, cream, milk chocolate, kataifi, sugar, cannabinoids

🛸 Cosmic Consumption Tips

• 👾 Not for rookie aliens: 50mg per piece is warp-speed potent.

• 💡 Start low, float high.

• 📜 Check for allergies: Especially if you're sensitive to nuts, dairy, or gluten

• ✅ Buy from trusted Earth brands with lab-tested cannabinoid profiles

• 📍 Know your sector's laws—some planets (and states) regulate Delta-9 THC

👨🚀 Final Transmission: Should You Try Dubai Bites?

Absolutely—if you're ready to:

• Munch like a Martian

• Melt like Mercury

• Cruise the cosmos from your couch

These aren't your average space snacks. Dubai Bites are a luxury edible worthy of interstellar voyages. Each bite is a tiny UFO of flavor, relaxation, and euphoria—fueled by cannabinoids and hand-crafted indulgence.

🛸 Take one small bite for man... and one giant chill for mankind.